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Right � let�s get the latest 50 vs Rick Ross news done first. Rawse hit Fif�s old Jamaica Ave stomping ground for his latest dis video, at one point actually rhyming, �I have no time for nonsense.� As for Curtis, who knew that his guest spot on The Simpsons would drive him to one day become rap�s most prolific cartoon satirist?
Clearly a far cosier couple, Snoop Dogg and Paris �Sweet P� Hilton engaged in some flirtatious freestyling, while birthday boy Dr Dre had fans buzzing with possible �Detox�-teaser �Topless�. TI guests alongside Nas, who rhymes, �your skin�s a travelling bag of your existence� � come on, Dre: you couldn�t have got RBX in for that line?
Taser-toting police had to help Andre�s former partner Suge Knight out of a beatdown during the NBA All-Star Weekend, although a few days later the Sugester was back on form, pleading guilty to battering his girlfriend. Kid Cudi also earned a tasering during the b-ball festivities, possibly over a footwear-related hissy fit.
Kriss Kross fans rejoiced as the Daddy Mack (or possibly the Mack Daddy) was located alive and well, save for a slight scalp problem. Talk about coming off the dome! In other scalp-related news, the blogs were all a-tizzy when Kanye was again seen stepping out with his bald beau, although Yeezy�s latest interview predictably proved who has the biggest head in their relationship. �The mirror bores me sometimes,� reflected �Ye. Imagine how the mirror feels, mate.
Finally, for those whose heart is still in the Timbs and bubble jacket era, Blaq Poet and Premo dropped the video for the aptly titled �Ain�t Nothin Changed�, and it couldn�t have been anymore 1994 if it showed them walking past Counting Crows hoardings to watch Speed at the cinema. With a cameo from Lisa Loeb as an usherette.
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